Like you men,
If we too took it upon ourselves to start at your penises day and night
I image they might shrink to 0 from all the scrutiny.
They’re small enough as they are.
*disclaimer* I am not male shaming small penises. A metaphor, this is simply. In ancient history, small penises were considered honorable, and a virtue. More attention was placed to the size of one’s mind and character. Perhaps a recalibration in values in general NY is well overdue.